Taffy Terrible

Our latest perfume, Taffy Terrible, is now here! It features fresh grape and blueberry taffy mixed with carbon monoxide! It will make you crazy for more! We melt the taffy and put the grapes in with the liquid carbon monoxide. Then we cook it at 1000 degrees F. Then we sell it to the stores!

Price:

$9,999.99

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